I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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