i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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