Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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