college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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