If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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