Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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