To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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