what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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