In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's shark week go big or go home
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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