Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
