Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
be right there i have to get my cape
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I want a musical about memes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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