1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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