Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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