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(310): View more from California

its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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(818): View more from California

my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.

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(904): View more from Florida

I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

(1-904): View more from Florida

It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

watch out for the queen of hearts

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

fuucck i forgot ab her

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(214): View more from Texas

Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.

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(626): View more from California

im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.

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(573): View more from Missouri

On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She's better-looking with the mask on.

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