Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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