Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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