that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My pussy is not your playground.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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