Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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