awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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