I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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