Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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