sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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