Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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