My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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