ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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