I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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