I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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