Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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