I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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