He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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