The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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