we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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