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(828): View more from North Carolina

I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this

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(775): View more from Nevada

you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.

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(765): View more from Indiana

His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.

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(352): View more from Florida

Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night

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(231): View more from Michigan

Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak

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(210): View more from Texas

I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning

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