Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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