just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
we're making bets on your personal life
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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