in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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