we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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