I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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