Christians are straight up FREAKS
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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