Don't you send me to vm
I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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