I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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