4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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