The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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