The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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