and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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