I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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