All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
