Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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