Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Holy sore nipples Batman
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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