Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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