I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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