Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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