She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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