Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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