i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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