Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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