i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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