you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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