I just threw up on my dentist
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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