i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wish my penis had a tongue
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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